1. Weeknight dates are out of the question.
2. And you’re probably not going to get them to stay up past 10pm.
3. Because they have to be up seriously early for school the next day.
4. So their idea of a lie-in is sleeping till 7am on the weekends.
Tag Archives: dating
14 Funny Struggles of Dating a Tall Guy
1. Getting a decent photo together can be difficult.
Every single time. The trials and tribulations of getting a selfie with your 6'4" boyfriend. pic.twitter.com/uUqepjyu9W
— Gyan Yankovich (@GyanYankovich) April 7, 2015
Double that struggle if you want to crop to square.
2. Buying your boyfriend clothing is totally out of the question.
“It’s nice… Just a little short here, here and here.”
3. Being the big spoon can be tough…
4. “He’s so tall!”
Cool. What else did you think of my new boyfriend I am introducing you to for the first time?
5. They literally can’t hear you what you say 99% of the time.
Especially when you’re in a group with other people of regular height.
6. Hugs are either uplifting or totally crushing.
The same goes for kisses and neck nuzzles.
7. When they put away the groceries and you have to starve until they get home to help you.
“DID YOU HONESTLY THINK I WOULD BE ABLE TO REACH THIS?!”
25 Tweets About Tinder That Will Make You ROFL!
1.
When you run out of people to swipe on Tinder, your camera should turn on and force you to look at what you've become.
— Greg Dorris (@GregDorris) July 14, 2015
2.
According to tinder, every guy is at a lake holding a fish & every girl is on top of a mountain & that's why it's so tragically hard to meet
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 4, 2016
3.
Hinder: an app that locates available singles nearby who will stall your life in some significant way
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 5, 2015
4.
If you swipe Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A on Tinder you unlock your soulmate.
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) December 6, 2015
5.
A Tinder but for dogs in your area you could meet and pet
— ♡ Good Account ♡ (@SortaBad) March 23, 2014
6.
Tinder is what happens when you feed eHarmony Bud Light Lime-A-Rita after midnight
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) July 16, 2015
7.
When a bunch of trash pops up on Tinder. pic.twitter.com/FnTEeblkqU
— theCHIVE (@theCHIVE) January 27, 2016
24 Relatable Signs of People Who Totally Suck At Dating!
1.You can’t totally remember the last time you went on a date.
2. You are not opposed to dating in THEORY, if you found the right kind of person.
3.”Getting to know people” and “charm” are not among your skill set.
4.Your idea of flirting is typically way too small.
5. …or wayyyy too big.
6.You can’t really ever tell if anyone’s flirting with you and oh my god I wasn’t trying to say you were I’m so sorry this is awkward.
Funny sayings of the week
This Is Why You Shouldn’t Date Men Who Wear Fedoras
They are bad boys.
They don’t believe in evolution.
They don’t brush their teeth.
They hate people who are overweight.
They have conservative stances on gender roles in relationships… Oh, also, WAY too into My Little Pony.
They have questionable ideas about consent.
