Any children in the mall who now know that Santa has been naughty this year.
Any rollercoaster lover who witnesses this.
Anyone who witnesses this in person.
Every one who thought that they were going to spend their day skiing.
The employee that just cost his bosses tons of money.
Easy inspiration for those of you dating a gamer. And guys you can do this too, just Google a bunch of sappy movie titles she likes and you’re all but done.
Everyone knows you don’t like Vday, so make light of a bad situation and maybe you’ll get away with it.
For the noncommittal types…I mean you don’t have to use this. I don’t think it’s a bad idea or anything, but it could work – unless you have a better idea.
Hey, if you can’t be romantic, at least you can be honest.
I don’t know this guy, but if he doesn’t know he is the luckiest man in the universe – he’s probably single by now.
If you have any kind of artistic ability, combine a bunch of random things you can draw and sneak a compliment in there. Instant win.
If you’re dating someone, you’ve probably got shared interests. Try to play off that like this card.
Or when you’re favourite D-list celebrity from the 90s gets voted off that silly dancing show…