1. You’re at your desk, minding your own business, when all of a sudden it hits you.
2. Something isn’t sitting well with your stomach. Was it the burrito you had for lunch? Or was it that third cup of coffee?
3. You try to be optimistic: Maybe you’ll get lucky, maybe no one will be in the bathroom.
4. HAHA WHO ARE YOU KIDDING? OF COURSE THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE BATHROOM.
5. You play it cool, smile politely. “They’ll be out of here soon,” you reassure yourself.
6. You settle into a stall. Sure you’ll be patient, but your bowels, they wait for no one.
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