1. You consider cereal an acceptable meal at any time of the day.
2. And a simple, sad sandwich is a pretty solid dinner by your standards.
3. Although you’d usually rather just eat the ingredients than bother putting together an actual sandwich.
4. If you have a friend, family member, or housemate who cooks…you kind of depend on them for proper meals.
5. But you hopefully always do the washing up for this person.
6. Whoever usually feeds you probably wonders how you feed yourself when they’re not there.
7. When you DO cook for yourself, you are more than likely to set off the fire alarm, burn yourself, or both.
1. When someone asks for a piece of your food:
2. Every morning at 10.
3. The real 420:
4. <3 <3 <3
5. When all you want is a FREAKING CONE.
6. One words: TACOS.
7. Emotions.
1. The daily crisis.
2.The way this conversation always begins.
3. …and the way it always proceeds.
4. When you’re trying to act like you’re laid-back about it.
5.When NOTHING IS RIGHT.
6.When the pressure is too much.
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