1. Trying to figure out what the eff to do with our hair after getting out of the water.
2. Avoiding people is a regular occurrence in my life. Over it.
3. You wear your makeup to bed and sleep like a corpse when your new bae stays over so they think you always look that awesome.
4. “Don’t come in, I’m changing,” seems to translate to “Hurry up and come in before I put clothes on!”
5. Wanting to drop a KILLER line to every ex we’ve ever had…and then knock ’em out.