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18 Real Life Stories Late Night Sleepers Will Relate To

1. You know that you’ll tell yourself that tonight is the night that you’ll go to bed early…

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…except going to bed early just isn’t a realistic option.

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2. If you make an actual attempt, you’ll just end up tossing and turning until you say “fuck it” and give up.

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3. You know that every minute counts when setting your 4,000 alarms.

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4. And that each night consists of counting to see how many hours of sleep you’ll actually get.

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5. You know that the night transforms you into a creative genius…

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6. …while the day forces you to become a sleepy sloth.

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Funny sayings of the week

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Blunt Neighbors to the extreme comical texts

Blunt Neighbors to the extreme comical texts

I asked my friend if he wanted to hand out soon this was his reply

I asked my friend if he wanted to hand out

I’m the type of person who tries to fall back asleep in the morning, just to finish a dream.

I’m the type of person who tries to fall back asleep in the morning, just to finish a dream.