“I just wanted him to stir my drink.”
At least they’re blue.
Have a heart, Dad.
I thought you said size doesn’t matter.
I’m pretty sure he won.
There is no sleeping position too uncomfortable.
Because every meal is overly formal and pretentious.
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1. Your teachers told you football was for boys.
True love means saying good morning every chance you get.
True love means finding the things you have in common.
True love means a compliment from time to time.
It means spicing things up from time to time.
It means sharing your favorite things.
It means sending a racy pic from time to time.
It means seeing your loved one in everything you do.