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Funny Quotes of the week

Funny Quotes of the week I love all your stories where you are always the victim If-you-want-me-to-go-running-with-you I-haven't-been-this-excited-about-a-friday-since-last-friday I'm-always-forced-to-do-things-that-im-not-qualified-for I'm-changing-my-name-toNobody-on-facebook

25 Terrible Things That Can Happen on Your Friday Night Out!

1. You will have to decide if you ACTUALLY want to go out or not.


2. You will struggle to get all of your friends on the same page about what bar you should go to.


3. You will spend money you don’t have on expensive Ubers.

4. You will probably find out the bar you’re going to has a cover charge while on your way there.


5. You might wait in line to get into a bar or club.


6. You may walk into a bar to find that you are totally underdressed or overdressed for the occasion.


7. You will have to get a bartender to take your order at a crowded bar.


12 funny quotes to make you laugh

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Humorous sayings to make you laugh

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