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Funny Quotes of the week

Funny Quotes of the week I love all your stories where you are always the victim If-you-want-me-to-go-running-with-you I-haven't-been-this-excited-about-a-friday-since-last-friday I'm-always-forced-to-do-things-that-im-not-qualified-for I'm-changing-my-name-toNobody-on-facebook

Funny Quotes of the week

Funny Quotes of the week Either-my-boss-just-accidentally-sent-a-text Every morning I long to hold you Ohhh coffee I love you Fun fact. Women can actually hear when their husbands or children roll their eyes over the phone. How-I-see-math-word-problems I just tried to kill spider with hairspray

Funny quotes of the week

Funny quotes of the week Again-I-am-in-public-and-cant-respond A-husband-is-someone-whoafter-taking-the-trash-out Always-remember-it's-better-to-arrive-late-than-ugly A-police-officer-came-to-my-house-and-asked

Funny quotes of the week

funny quotes of the week Say-what-you-will-about-women She's-crazy. Some mornings I wake up and think Sometimes I panic and think Sometimes I question my sanity

Funny quotes of the week ;) #13 made me lol

Call in sick to places you dont even work at Dear-McDonalds thank you for not serving hot dogs I show affection for my pets I show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them I started out with nothing and still have most of it left I-didn't-fart I-don't-hold-grudges-im-a-woman If I was a bird i know who i'd shit on

16 Funniest New Year’s Resolutions That Are So Relatable It Hurts

16 Funniest New Year's Resolutions That Are So Relatable It Hurts

I can't believe its been a year since i didn't become a better person

I don't call them new year's resolutions i prefer the term casual promises

I don't have a New Year's resolution you need crap when you are perfect

I'm going to save my resolution for 2017 i think i want to be an asshole for another year

I'm opening a gym called resolutions it will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks

My goal for 2016 is to accomplish the goals of 2015

My new year's resolution I'll probably keep it at 1280x1024 like always