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20 Hilarious Tweets About Life in London That Will Make You ROFL
1.
Amazing! Photographer captures rare moment of a Londoner being born. pic.twitter.com/JT1Ck5Btgv
— Andrew Blakeley (@ABlakeley) March 4, 2015
2.
Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London.
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) October 18, 2015
3.
Luxury accommodation to let in East London. Spacious double room, well ventilated, close to amenities. £1,500pcm. pic.twitter.com/Q6gfARm3U5
— Mitten d'Amour (@MittenDAmour) January 8, 2016
4.
I always forget Boris Johnson is still Mayor of London. It's like remembering that Justin Timberlake was in 'N Sync
— Gráinne Maguire (@GrainneMaguire) September 1, 2015
5.
#GrowingUpInLondon "When you finally pay for a train ticket but there isn't a Ticket Inspector around" ??? https://t.co/tx5xW6qpg5
— Valar Morghulis (@Officialraafiu) July 21, 2015
6.
"where are you from?"
"London."
"No I mean, where are you from-from?"
"A vagina. I'm from a vagina. And yourself?"— Kelechi Okafor (@kelechnekoff) October 21, 2013
32 Tweets About Being a Woman That WIll Make You Pee Your Pants With Laughter
1.
Another day, another 77 cents
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) November 7, 2014
2.
Ladies, never show panty lines!!!!!! It breaks the illusion that your pants are actually your skin!!!!!
— Lily Karlin (@lilykarlin) August 26, 2015
3.
I always feel like I'm forgetting something whenever I leave the house carrying less than like 9 purses full of garbage
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) July 16, 2015
4.
Dolls teach girls very unrealistic body standards. A Russian doesn't have to have many tiny Russians inside her to be beautiful.
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 17, 2012
5.
boy: i wished girls liked sports
girl: i like sports
boy: oh yeah name the blood type of the seahawks coach from the 1990s— jordan rose (@maliagif) May 17, 2015
6.
a girl never forgets her first time pic.twitter.com/yfn6SUVGbA
— Kelgore Trout (@KelgoreTrout) May 25, 2015
7.
sometimes i forget that men have the right of way on the sidewalk and i feel so silly !!
— mary houlihan (@maryhoulie) August 15, 2015
15 Hilarious Tweets By Ryan Reynolds That Prove He is a Rockstar Daddy!
1. When he gave an honest review of his daughter’s art:
2. When he wasn’t afraid to share how gross parenting can be:
3. Time and time again:
4. When he had his priorities in order:
5. And when he knew just how to dress up his baby:
24 Tweets That Perfectly Describe Conversations Between You and Your Brain
1.
[friend asks me to read an article]
brain: "am i taking too long? im not even reading it now. oh god"
me: [hands it back] "very interesting"— k e e t ?? (@KeetPotato) April 21, 2016
2.
*bumps into a friend haven't seen for a long time
me: let's hang out soon
my brain: lol why u lying— cosntantly woke ? (@borce_e) April 19, 2016
3.
Brain @ 4am: lemme offer you a selection of the catchiest song lyrics of the last 30 years
Me: but sleep-
Brain: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND ?
— Sophia (@yougottaseeher) December 13, 2015
4.
brain: get attached to anybody who gives you attention
me: why
brain: you gotta— elysa (@localblackgirl) April 19, 2016
5.
me: brain, where are my keys
brain: i have no fuckn idea but here's a loop of the cosby theme song while you look for those motherfuckers
— stiv (@lawbsterfest) July 22, 2014
6.
[as something good is happening to me]
MY BRAIN: This is fleeting and will inevitably end— Hippo (@InternetHippo) December 4, 2015
24 Tweets About Donald Trump That Are Guaranteed to Make You Laugh
How hilarious is Donald Trump. So funny that he is now officially the joke of the century! But nope, we are not going to complain what a pain his existence is. We will laugh it all out!