Amazing! Photographer captures rare moment of a Londoner being born. pic.twitter.com/JT1Ck5Btgv
— Andrew Blakeley (@ABlakeley) March 4, 2015
Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London.
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) October 18, 2015
Luxury accommodation to let in East London. Spacious double room, well ventilated, close to amenities. £1,500pcm. pic.twitter.com/Q6gfARm3U5
— Mitten d'Amour (@MittenDAmour) January 8, 2016
I always forget Boris Johnson is still Mayor of London. It's like remembering that Justin Timberlake was in 'N Sync
— Gráinne Maguire (@GrainneMaguire) September 1, 2015
— Valar Morghulis (@Officialraafiu) July 21, 2015
"where are you from?"
"No I mean, where are you from-from?"
"A vagina. I'm from a vagina. And yourself?"
— Kelechi Okafor (@kelechnekoff) October 21, 2013
Another day, another 77 cents
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) November 7, 2014
Ladies, never show panty lines!!!!!! It breaks the illusion that your pants are actually your skin!!!!!
— Lily Karlin (@lilykarlin) August 26, 2015
I always feel like I'm forgetting something whenever I leave the house carrying less than like 9 purses full of garbage
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) July 16, 2015
Dolls teach girls very unrealistic body standards. A Russian doesn't have to have many tiny Russians inside her to be beautiful.
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 17, 2012
boy: i wished girls liked sports
girl: i like sports
boy: oh yeah name the blood type of the seahawks coach from the 1990s
— jordan rose (@maliagif) May 17, 2015
a girl never forgets her first time pic.twitter.com/yfn6SUVGbA
— Kelgore Trout (@KelgoreTrout) May 25, 2015
sometimes i forget that men have the right of way on the sidewalk and i feel so silly !!
— mary houlihan (@maryhoulie) August 15, 2015
1. When he gave an honest review of his daughter’s art:
2. When he wasn’t afraid to share how gross parenting can be:
3. Time and time again:
4. When he had his priorities in order:
5. And when he knew just how to dress up his baby:
[friend asks me to read an article]
brain: "am i taking too long? im not even reading it now. oh god"
me: [hands it back] "very interesting"
— k e e t ?? (@KeetPotato) April 21, 2016
*bumps into a friend haven't seen for a long time
me: let's hang out soon
my brain: lol why u lying
— cosntantly woke ? (@borce_e) April 19, 2016
Brain @ 4am: lemme offer you a selection of the catchiest song lyrics of the last 30 years
Me: but sleep-
Brain: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND ?
— Sophia (@yougottaseeher) December 13, 2015
brain: get attached to anybody who gives you attention
brain: you gotta
— elysa (@localblackgirl) April 19, 2016
me: brain, where are my keys
brain: i have no fuckn idea but here's a loop of the cosby theme song while you look for those motherfuckers
— stiv (@lawbsterfest) July 22, 2014
[as something good is happening to me]
MY BRAIN: This is fleeting and will inevitably end
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) December 4, 2015
How hilarious is Donald Trump. So funny that he is now officially the joke of the century! But nope, we are not going to complain what a pain his existence is. We will laugh it all out!