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26 Funny Tweets That Sum Up Life as an Adult

September 26, 2016 zainab naveed

1. When you realise there’s no one there to take the lead on things:

2. No matter how hard you look:

3. When everything is just too damn expensive:

4. When you realise you’ve either hit your peak or are past it:

5. When you decide it’s time to revert back to childhood:

6. When you start shaking your head at today’s youth:

7. When life throws you the tough choices:

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20 Hilarious Tweets About Life in London That Will Make You ROFL

September 25, 2016 zainab naveed

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Amazing! Photographer captures rare moment of a Londoner being born. pic.twitter.com/JT1Ck5Btgv

— Andrew Blakeley (@ABlakeley) March 4, 2015

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Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London.

— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) October 18, 2015

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Luxury accommodation to let in East London. Spacious double room, well ventilated, close to amenities. £1,500pcm. pic.twitter.com/Q6gfARm3U5

— Mitten d'Amour (@MittenDAmour) January 8, 2016

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I always forget Boris Johnson is still Mayor of London. It's like remembering that Justin Timberlake was in 'N Sync

— Gráinne Maguire (@GrainneMaguire) September 1, 2015

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#GrowingUpInLondon "When you finally pay for a train ticket but there isn't a Ticket Inspector around" ??? https://t.co/tx5xW6qpg5

— Valar Morghulis (@Officialraafiu) July 21, 2015

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"where are you from?"
"London."
"No I mean, where are you from-from?"
"A vagina. I'm from a vagina. And yourself?"

— Kelechi Okafor (@kelechnekoff) October 21, 2013

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32 Tweets About Being a Woman That WIll Make You Pee Your Pants With Laughter

September 25, 2016 zainab naveed

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Another day, another 77 cents

— Paige (@PeachCoffin) November 7, 2014

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Ladies, never show panty lines!!!!!! It breaks the illusion that your pants are actually your skin!!!!!

— Lily Karlin (@lilykarlin) August 26, 2015

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I always feel like I'm forgetting something whenever I leave the house carrying less than like 9 purses full of garbage

— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) July 16, 2015

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Dolls teach girls very unrealistic body standards. A Russian doesn't have to have many tiny Russians inside her to be beautiful.

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 17, 2012

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boy: i wished girls liked sports
girl: i like sports
boy: oh yeah name the blood type of the seahawks coach from the 1990s

— jordan rose (@maliagif) May 17, 2015

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a girl never forgets her first time pic.twitter.com/yfn6SUVGbA

— Kelgore Trout (@KelgoreTrout) May 25, 2015

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sometimes i forget that men have the right of way on the sidewalk and i feel so silly !!

— mary houlihan (@maryhoulie) August 15, 2015

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15 Hilarious Tweets By Ryan Reynolds That Prove He is a Rockstar Daddy!

September 24, 2016 zainab naveed

1. When he gave an honest review of his daughter’s art:

2. When he wasn’t afraid to share how gross parenting can be:

3. Time and time again:

4. When he had his priorities in order:

5. And when he knew just how to dress up his baby:

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24 Tweets That Perfectly Describe Conversations Between You and Your Brain

September 19, 2016 zainab naveed

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[friend asks me to read an article]
brain: "am i taking too long? im not even reading it now. oh god"
me: [hands it back] "very interesting"

— k e e t ?? (@KeetPotato) April 21, 2016

2.

*bumps into a friend haven't seen for a long time
me: let's hang out soon
my brain: lol why u lying

— cosntantly woke ? (@borce_e) April 19, 2016

3.

Brain @ 4am: lemme offer you a selection of the catchiest song lyrics of the last 30 years

Me: but sleep-

Brain: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND ?

— Sophia (@yougottaseeher) December 13, 2015

4.

brain: get attached to anybody who gives you attention
me: why
brain: you gotta

— elysa (@localblackgirl) April 19, 2016

5.

me: brain, where are my keys

brain: i have no fuckn idea but here's a loop of the cosby theme song while you look for those motherfuckers

— stiv (@lawbsterfest) July 22, 2014

6.

[as something good is happening to me]
MY BRAIN: This is fleeting and will inevitably end

— Hippo (@InternetHippo) December 4, 2015

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24 Tweets About Donald Trump That Are Guaranteed to Make You Laugh

May 29, 2016 zainab naveed

How hilarious is Donald Trump. So funny that he is now officially the joke of the century! But nope, we are not going to complain what a pain his existence is. We will laugh it all out!

1. When you realise there’s no one there to take the lead on things:

2. No matter how hard you look:

3. When everything is just too damn expensive:

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6. When you start shaking your head at today’s youth:

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4. When he had his priorities in order:

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1. When the odds need to be ever in your favor:

2. This astute comparison:

3. This scoop of the GOP’s plan to take down Trump:

4. This brutal truth:

5. Your body’s reaction to the 2016 presidential race:

6. Quick, someone get MTV on the phone with this stellar idea:

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