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Kevin Hart gives Chris Rock a live goat named Will Smith during a comedy show

In a bizarre twist of events, Kevin Hart gifted Chris Rock a goat during a live comedy show and named him “Will Smith”! Kevin Hart has explained his decision to present Chris Rock with a goat on stage during his stand-up show at Madison Square Garden.

Hart, who over the weekend was joined by Dave Chappelle for the New York performance as well, stated to the audience that the goat’s name was Will Smith in an obvious allusion to the notorious Oscars brawl between Rock and the Hollywood star.

Footage of the gig showed Rock protesting against accepting the goat, remarking: “I’m not taking care of that s***!”

Rock and Will Smith got into an altercation at the Oscars comedy in March, as fans are aware. To everyone’s surprise, Smith stormed up to Rock during the dramatic on-stage incident and smacked him in the face.

It happened after Rock made a joke about Jada Pinkett Smith’s alopecia-related shaved head.

Hart couldn’t help but make fun of the situation at their co-headlining show when accompanied on stage by fellow comic Dave Chappelle months after the initial uproar and Smith’s public apologies.

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In a clip, which has emerged on TikTok, the Fatherhood star is seen holding the goat’s lead and says: “What the f**k did you just say?”

“Don’t act like I’m crazy, you brought the goat here. This n***** [the goat] is confused with the f**k is happening. What you gonna name this goat Chris?” Chappelle asked, to which Hart, not missing a beat, responded: “The name is Will Smith.”

The moment left the audience howling with laughter, leading Hart to ask the crowd deadpan: “What? What did I say?”

The video which has been liked over 28,000 times received a thousand of comments from users who said it was ‘the best joke ever’.

One wrote: “That’s the best joke ever,” while another added: “That’s hilarious”.

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A third commented: “Freaking hilarious”.

On Monday (25 July), Hart recalled surprising Rock with the goat live on stage on during an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.

“Chris is a mentor, friend, inspiration,” Hart told Fallon.

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“He’s a large part of the reason that I am where I am today in my career just from his advice, his insight, et cetera, and he’s my G.O.A.T.

“He’s my guy, and I wanted him to feel that.”

Hart admitted that he didn’t quite expect the goat to act up after calling his “goat guy” to help with the prank.

Kevin and the goat were joined on stage by Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock. Credit: NBC

He added: “In my mind, I thought the goat is gonna come out and do a tight 2 minutes.

“Instead, he s**t on Chris’s shoes. He destroyed Chris’s shoes. Chris had on some white moon boots, and the goat got him.”

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Miriam Margolyes recalls how Arnold Schwarzenegger Deliberately Farted In Her Face

According to his co-star, Miriam Margolyes, the “Terminator” legend, 74, deliberately farted in her face while filming the 1999 horror movie “End of Days.”

On the most recent episode of the “I’ve Got News for You” podcast, “Harry Potter” actress Margolyes, 81, raised a lot of eyebrows about the event and said Schwarzenegger “was truly extremely unpleasant” while the movie was being made.

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Margolyes played one of the antagonists working with Satan, while Schwarzenegger played an ex-cop trying to stop Satan (Gabriel Byrne) from creating the Antichrist.

In one scene, the two were face to face—or rather arse to face—and Margolyes claims that The Terminator actor “had me in a situation where I couldn’t leave” after filming had ended.

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Speaking on the I’ve Got News For You podcast, she said: “He was actually quite rude.

“He farted in my face.

“Now, I fart, of course, I do — but I don’t fart in people’s faces.

“He did it deliberately, right in my face.

“I was playing Satan’s sister and he was killing me, so he had me in a position where I couldn’t escape and lying on the floor. And he just farted.”

Actor Miriam Margolyes who featured alongside Arnold Schwarzenegger in 1999 horror film End of Days claims that the former bodybuilder 'deliberately' farted in her face on the movie set. Credit: Universal Pictures

She added: “It wasn’t on film, it was in one of the pauses, but I haven’t forgiven him for it.”

Schwarzenegger was mentioned when host Andrew Bucklow asked the Harry Potter actor if there were any celebrities she preferred to avoid working with.

“He’s a bit too full of himself and I don’t care for him at all. He’s a Republican, which I don’t like,” the 81-year-old remarked.

She should have caught the pun that “his attitude stinks.”

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Anyway, the former bodybuilder recently explained why he continues to work out at age 75.

On Logan Paul’s Impaulsive podcast, the YouTuber asked: “Why do you still come to the gym? You know at 75 years old, I mean, you did the Mr. Universe.”

Schwarzenegger then replied: “Well, I did it for the same reasons, as you know, we talked about it.

“For the same reason why am I having breakfast today? I’ve had breakfast today, I’ve had breakfast 10 years ago, why am I still having breakfast?

“Why am I still sleeping? I slept 20 years ago, I slept 10 years ago. I’m still sleeping every day and every night.”

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Simone Biles Hilariously Gets Mistaken for a Child and Offered a Coloring Book on Flight

Simone Biles may be the world’s most decorated gymnast, a four-time Olympic gold medalist but she can still go incognito at times.

Last week, the 25-year-old was mistaken for a youngster on a flight after not being identified by a flight attendant. In an Instagram story, Biles described the humorous incident and how a flight attendant had provided her a colouring book to pass the time.

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On her Instagram Story, the 4-foot-8-inch gymnast posted a selfie of herself looking less than impressed and wrote, “not the flight attendant trying to give me me a coloring book when I board…..I said ‘no I’m good I’m 25.’ “

With her 19 gold medals from the World Championships and four Olympic gold medals, Biles is undoubtedly a household name. Additionally, she expanded her collection of medals earlier this month when President Joe Biden presented her with the Presidential Medal of Freedom for 2022.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CfubgFqJ1QD/ jowens_3 Verified Words can’t explain how proud i am of you, this has been such a surreal experience to watch you receive your Presidential Medal of Freedom, and be the youngest to ever receive one at that! You’re one of the strongest people i know and are so deserving, I’m so blessed to be able to experience this with you. You motivate me more everyday to be the best version of myself. Such a inspiration, i love you so much babe ❤️ 1h

According to the White House, Biles was recognised not only for her physical talent but also for her support of “[athletes’] mental health and safety, children in the foster care system, and victims of sexual assault.”

Jonathan Owens, her fiance, joined her in the celebration of her significant achievement.

“You’re one of the strongest people I know and are so deserving, I’m so blessed to be able to experience this with you. You motivate me more everyday to be the best version of myself. Such a inspiration, I love you so much babe,” Owens, 26, wrote on Instagram.

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The couple announced their engagement on Instagram in February, one day after Valentine’s Day.

“THE EASIEST YES,” Biles captioned a gallery of photos, which started with a candid of Owens, 26, kneeling down on one knee. “I can’t wait to spend forever & ever with you, you’re everything I dreamed of and more! let’s get married FIANCÉ 💍🥺🥲🤎 @jowens_3.”

The Houston Texans player posted his own set of proposal photos writing, “Woke up this morning with a fiancée 💍❤️.” 

Since then, wedding plans have been high on Biles’ mind.

“Right now, wedding planning is going pretty good,” Biles told PEOPLE exclusively in April. “I feel like I’ve only become stressed out within the last week, trying to choose a venue and stuff like that, because there are so many great places to get married, and I feel like that’s a really big decision.” 

In May, she shared with her Instagram followers that they picked a location and date for the 2023 ceremony. “One step closer to becoming Mrs. Owens,” Biles captioned a photo of the two posing on the beach.

After Biles posted a picture of the two on Instagram in August 2020, the athletes made their official relationship debut. She captioned the adorable gallery, which featured two photographs of her and Owens smiling and cuddling, “It’s just us.”

The news was released shortly after the two first spoke in March 2020, during the start of the COVID-19 epidemic.

“It was one of the few times in [Simone’s] life where everything was just shut off and she couldn’t do anything,” Owens told Today on how the two started their relationship. “So we used it to get to know each other — really get to know each other. It created our bond and made it stronger. Now I’m so thankful.”

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Nicole Kidman is brutally mocked for her ‘bizarre’ runway walk at the Balenciaga fashion show

At Wednesday’s haute couture presentation by Balenciaga at Paris Fashion Week, Nicole Kidman made her catwalk debut and received online roasting by the users.

The 55-year-old Oscar winner caught everyone’s attention when she walked the catwalk alongside reality star Kim Kardashian and supermodel Naomi Campbell wearing a one-shoulder silver dress with a midriff and a pair of opera gloves.

Nicole Kidman has been roasted online over her catwalk debut at Balenciaga's fashion show during Paris Fashion Week on Wednesday

Fans were more interested in the Stepford Wives actress’ stiff, robotic walking manner, though.

At her first catwalk appearance at Balenciaga’s design show during Paris Fashion Week on Wednesday, Nicole Kidman receives internet abuse.

One critic tweeted, ‘I could have sworn I’ve seen Nicole Kidman walk like a human before, but you wouldn’t know that from the Balenciaga runway she just did.

The Stepford Wives actress' stilted, robotic walking style had fans talking

‘Why [are] They were walking as if they had risen from their graves,’ another added, referring to both Kidman and Kardashian.

‘If you thought Kim’s walking was weird, please go and see Nicole Kidman’ [crying emoji]’ someone else tweeted.

Fans were commenting about the Stepford Wives actress’ stiff, robotic walking manner.

'I could have sworn I've seen Nicole Kidman walk like a human before, but you wouldn't know it from that Balenciaga runway she just did,' one critic tweeted
'That's Nicole Kidman. She's a phenomenal actress and very tall. She does walk like a statue that just came to life,' another said

Many people drew attention to the obvious contrast between Kidman’s catwalk skills and that of veteran model Naomi Campbell, who had never walked a runway.

‘That’s Nicole Kidman. She is an exceptional actress and is very tall. She moves like a statue that has just come alive [laughing/crying emoji], There’s only one ‘model’ in this, Naomi Campbell,’ one user said.

Others mocked Kidman’s attire, equating the metal dress to a ripped piece of tin foil or an emergency blanket.

Several users pointed out the marked difference between the catwalk technique of seasoned catwalk model Naomi Campbell (right) versus Kidman, who had never set foot on a runway

One critic tweeted, ‘I could have sworn I’ve seen Nicole Kidman walk like a human before, but you wouldn’t know that from the Balenciaga runway she just did.

‘That’s Nicole Kidman. She is an exceptional actress and is very tall. She moves like a statue that just came to life,’ said another

Others poked fun at Kidman's outfit, comparing the metallic frock to an emergency blanket or a sheet of crumpled tin foil

Several users highlighted the striking contrast between the veteran catwalk model Naomi Campbell’s skills and the model who had never stepped foot on a runway.

‘Now, why would they go and dress Nicole Kidman in a space blanket for a fashion show? Space blanket meets toga party, really,’ quipped one Twitter user.

“Can’t believe Nicole Kidman made Foyle this good,” said another.

'Now, why would they go and dress Nicole Kidman in a space blanket for a fashion show? Space blanket meets toga party, actually,' one Twitter user quipped

Though others came to Kidman’s defense, with a tweet: ‘Everyone is talking about Nicole and Kim walking like, hello, they’re not models like Naomi’.

Others made fun of Kidman’s outfit, comparing the metal frock to an emergency blanket or a sheet of torn tin foil

‘Now, why would they go and dress Nicole Kidman in a space blanket for a fashion show? Space blanket meets toga party, really,’ one Twitter user quipped

Kidman joined the catwalk that featured celebrities like Bella Hadid, Dua Lipa, Naomi, Kim, and Naomi.

The Hours star was mocked for her now-famous “seal clap” at the Oscars in 2017 and her eyebrow-raising catwalk appearance came five years later.

Kidman's eyebrow-raising catwalk appearance comes five years after she was ridiculed for her now-infamous 'seal clap' at the Oscars in 2017

Following fans’ discovery of his peculiar clapping pattern, a video of the ceremony quickly went viral.

However other users came to her defense, with a tweet: ‘Everyone is talking about Nicole and Kim walking like hello, they’re not models like Naomi’

Kidman’s fingers were spread awkwardly as she applauded the winners, with only the heels of her hands visible to make contact.

Speaking to the Kyle and Jackie O Show weeks later, Moulin Rouge! The star laughed at the incident and explained why she didn’t want her fingers to touch.

Speaking to The Kyle and Jackie O Show weeks later, the Moulin Rouge! star laughed off the incident and explained why she hadn't wanted her fingers to touch

Kidman said she didn’t want to damage the 119-carat diamonds on her hands, including a 13.58-carat pearl-sized diamond ring in platinum.

“It was really weird, and I was like, ‘God, I really want to clap,’” she said.

‘I do not want’ No Clap, that would be bad, wouldn’t it? ‘Why isn’t Nicole clapping?’

Kim was also mocked for walking the runway, with many saying it was too similar to Nicole.

Kim was also mocked for her runway walk, with many saying it was similar to Nicole's

Kidman’s eyebrow-raising catwalk appearance comes five years after she was ridiculed for her now-infamous ‘seal clap’ at the Oscars in 2017.

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Man ‘quits job and disappears’ after being paid $150k instead of $500 by mistake

After being mistakenly paid £150,000 for a month’s worth of work, which was 300 times his wage, a man ended up resigning and disappearing entirely.

The unnamed worker was employed by Consorcio Industrial de Alimentos (Cial), and according to the Chilean financial news website Diario Financiero, he was due $545 in May.

He was mistakenly paid 165,398,851 Chilean Pesos ($178,629) in May, which meant that his pay that month was hundreds of times higher than it should have been.

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Now, the nameless employee grabbed the cash and fled rather than returning it to the business. Since then, no one has seen or heard from him.

According to a local news source, Cial contacted the employee to talk about his incorrect pay when HR discovered the problem.

“He was informed and clarified that this money did not correspond to the payment of any service,” Chilean legal documents claim, per Diario Financiero.

At first, the man promised to return the stockpile and assured his boss that he would visit the bank the following day.

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His bosses tried calling, texting, and using WhatsApp to get in touch with him but were unsuccessful. Later, on June 2, the individual got in touch with the business to submit his resignation.

Following numerous warnings to attempt to recover the extra money, Cial has now taken legal action against the former employee.

The average monthly salary in Chile is $907.87, so it’s not surprising that the man vanished after receiving significantly more money than he had anticipated.

While the employee in Chile abandoned his company, another worker in the UK made the decision to file a claim for unfair dismissal after being awarded £12,138.40 in compensation.

Samantha Jackson, a former employee of New Look, claimed in court that Kirsty Sherburn, her line manager, had bullied her for bringing Nike sneakers to work.

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The employee alleges that although her line manager was aware of the knee problem that required her to wear the trainers, she was nonetheless told not to return to work wearing the “horrid orange things.”

The employment tribunal determined that New Look’s mistakes amounted to a breach of confidence, which resulted in an unfair dismissal.

Employment Judge Jonathan Brain said: “There can be no reasonable and proper reason for a store manager to treat a junior employee in this manner.”

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‘Tom Hanks in a fat suit’ is the worst part of the new ‘Elvis’ movie as per the criticism of viewers

Tom Hanks’ most recent performance in the Elvis Presley biography has drawn criticism from viewers.  The film Elvis, directed by Baz Luhrmann and starring 30-year-old Austin Butler as the eponymous music legend, was released in theatres earlier this month.

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Tom Hanks, 65, who portrays Colonel Tom Parker, the renowned manager of Presley, appears with Butler.

Despite the fact that Hanks has built a successful career on the strength of his outstanding performances in films like Forrest Gump, Philadelphia, Toy Story, and Captain Phillips, viewers have dubbed his work in Elvis as the “worst part” of the film because they couldn’t get past the use of a fat suit to simulate Parker’s larger frame.

Even though the film hasn’t even been out for a week, disgruntled moviegoers have taken to social media to criticize Hanks’ performance.

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“Tom Hanks was the worst part of the Elvis movie. The music and Austin Butler were [fire],” one Twitter user wrote.

A second wrote: “All over the place, but really well made. Tom Hanks was easily the worst part but Austin Butler’s performance is incredible. 7.8/10 #Elvis.”

“Really cannot overstate how bad Tom Hanks is in ELVIS,” tweeted a third. “Arguably one of his worst ever performances. Felt closer to Fat Bastard from Austin Powers than anything non-fictional, or even human.

“Worst part? Despite being the objective villain, he never felt threatening at all.”

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Hanks also came under fire for dressing in a fat suit for the part of Parker, much like the current criticism directed at Emma Thompson for her portrayal of Miss Trunchbull in Netflix’s production of the Matilda musical.

“Tom Hanks is wearing a fat suit in the movie ‘Elvis’. Can we agree that fat suits are offensive, absurd, and have no place in dramas? Hire Fat actors,” one person tweeted.

Another tweeted: “Between the insulting fat suit (because apparently there are no fat actors on the planet) and his pathetic and laughable performance, Tom Hanks should take a break from acting. #elvis.”

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“Elvis movie was good with the notable exception of Tom Hanks in a fat suit and facial prosthetics. He was AWFUL,” wrote another Twitter user.

A fourth added: “I know it’s a little early for award predictions but I bet you tom hanks will win a razzie for his work as “tom hanks in a fat suit” in #Elvis [sic]”

Other Twitter users also went as far as to describe Hanks’ accent in the movie as “horrific” and “terrible”.

“Basically he looks like Fat Bastard and sounds like Goldmember,” wrote one viewer.

When questioned by Variety whether Tom Hanks’ accent was true to the actual Col. Parker, biographer Alanna Nash responded: “No. It was more American, more rural. And he had what sounded like a slight lisp or speech impediment.

“Turns out he didn’t have an impediment — he was just trying to wrap a Dutch tongue around the English language, Southern-style.”

Earlier, Tom Hanks was in the news for rushing to protect his wife from the aggressive fans who nearly knocked her down.

Source: vt.co