At all costs
Avoid using cups and bowls…
Blend soap and water to clean a blender
Clean greasy gas burners in a sealed plastic bag with ammonia
Clean your microwave and your sponge all at once
Keep cleaning liquid in the bottom of the toilet brush pan
Line your toaster tray with foil before toasting anything
Run 1 part vinegar + 1 part water through a brew cycle in your coffeemaker
Soak a non-toxic and biodegradable dryer sheet in a pan to remove baked-on food
you can sleep on your small boobies without wanting to totally die
But! Then you remember you can walk around without a bra and look sexy AF
Designers want to give your girls a boost with pushup bras, but it’s like LOL. No
I mean, sure, you can have big boobs
It’s not so bad after all
Like maybe you stuffed your bra once or twice
You were #blessed with the ability to wear super hot high fashion ~lewks
You wonder where exactly you got your (lack of) boobs from
Plus, you don’t have to deal with big boob-related back pain
This bro who is also maybe a witch.
This cheetah woman and her kin.
This dude planking on a McDonald’s sign.
This dude planking on a tiger.
This girl with super big hair.
This kid eating pizza with chopsticks.
This parent carrying a child.
This person in a cow costume.
This person walking their computer.
This person wearing whatever this is.