1. You feel like a wildebeest is roaming around your face.
2. You wish you could have a flashing disclaimer over your head that says “EYEBROWS IN PROGRESS.”
3. You have shed tears over this transition.
4. You’ve almost quit a thousand times.
5. But then you look at old photos of yourself for motivation.
6. You rely on various magical ointments and powders to keep you sane during the growing process.
7. You’ve gotten fed up, over-plucked, and panicked.
1. The first thing you do when you get home:
2. The problem with pants, in general:
3. When you thought you *almost* had it all:
4. When this terrible mistake happens:
5. Trying to avoid bleeding to death:
6. Using your boobs to your advantage:
7. And then promptly having to do a search and rescue:
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