1. You feel like a wildebeest is roaming around your face.

2. You wish you could have a flashing disclaimer over your head that says “EYEBROWS IN PROGRESS.”

3. You have shed tears over this transition.

4. You’ve almost quit a thousand times.

5. But then you look at old photos of yourself for motivation.

6. You rely on various magical ointments and powders to keep you sane during the growing process.

7. You’ve gotten fed up, over-plucked, and panicked.