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Longest nerve in body

Longest nerve in body

A man mentions to a coworker that her hair smells nice today

A man mentions to a coworker that her hair smells nice today

Hysterical texts from annoying Ex

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Hysterical texts from annoying Ex
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close your eyes
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deal
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drunk text
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engagment ring
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forgive me
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hanging out
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happy birthday
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i am in singapore
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i miss you

Crazy Mom Text, You Might Hate Her But She Is A Genius

She’s a matchmaker…
She’s a matchmaker…

She may threaten, but it’s just because she wants to talk to her daughter. You can’t fault her for that.
She may threaten, but it’s just because she wants to talk to her daughter. You can’t fault her for that.

And more fashion advice.
And more fashion advice.

she’s a very committed matchmaker
she’s a very committed matchmaker

She’s always available with relationship advice, too
She’s always available with relationship advice, too.

She’s an innovator…
She’s an innovator…

She’s full of fashion advice…
She’s full of fashion advice…

Text from daughter to mom

Text from daughter to mom

22 Things Only People Who Work Out Get Annoyed By

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