Every time an American attempts to label a map of Canada
The first time you came across this devastating piece of trivia
When a Canadian is denied access to a YouTube video and slapped in the face with their own national catchphrase
When a quick trip to Tim Hortons ends in a devastating tragedy
When any amount of golden nectar from our home and native land spills
When they came to a conclusion that contractions make no sense.
And that no one can really speak English, if you come to think of it.
And that other time when rhyming proved to be more challenging than anyone expected.
And that there are exceptions to every rule.
And that these differences can be the beginning of a deep hatred.
And when all these sentences turned out to make sense, too.
And when they discovered the way some English words are pronounced makes no sense to the point of despair.
And when they realized English is quite a violent language, too.
Just to finally decide there are no rules to the English language whatsoever.
And finally, when they admitted it’s impossible to English well all the time.
