1. They tell you their dreams:

2. They appropriate teen culture:

3. They warn you of all the new ways you can die:

4. They keep you young:

5. They invite you to get crunk with them:

6. They treat texting like an actual handwritten letter:

7. They refer to themselves in third person:

8. They. use. too. much. punctuation:

9. They tell you about the woes of retired life:

10. They ask like A MILLION questions: