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30 funny sayings that will make you ROFL

30 funny sayings that will make you ROFL Diet-day-1 i have removed all the bad food from the house it was delicious Ever just look at someone and think this mofo is gonna the reason i go to jail Females-are-super-simple-with-them-yes-means-yes How many of us have ever looked around our family reunions I dont think i could stab i can berely get the straw in the capri sun I just told the monster under my bed that rent is due I miss you so much that i wish i could remember I will totally judge you based on your choice of breakfast cereal

7 Examples Of When Cat Texts

Completely aghast

Mittens is going to call the ASPCA

Phil's a monster

Questions Mittens feels the need to ask over text

Sprinkle my ashes

The paws gave it away

Threats from the cat