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Funny quotes of the week ;) #13 made me lol

Call in sick to places you dont even work at Dear-McDonalds thank you for not serving hot dogs I show affection for my pets I show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them I started out with nothing and still have most of it left I-didn't-fart I-don't-hold-grudges-im-a-woman If I was a bird i know who i'd shit on

Funny sayings of the week

Funny sayings of the week Farted-in-my-wallet-Now-I-have-gas-money Girls-love-shoes. I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos i mean i know i can be really mean and stuff I-Don't-Sugar-Coat-Shit I'd-tell-you-to-kiss-my-ass If-I-Ever-Get-A-Boob-Job

Humorous Sayings of the week

Humorous Sayings of the week How do i block you in real life I am not anti social i am anti drama I just realized i am looking for a waiter I propose we add an eight dayto the week If I suddendly smile RUN If you ever start taking things too seriously Let the world say you are crazy Once a month women go completely crazy for about thirty days Texting wasn't always easy That mini heart attack when have sent a text to the wrong number we live in a society where pizza gets to your house

22 Things You’d Only Wish On Your Worst Enemy

22 Things You’d Only Wish On Your Worst Enemy

bad luck

cake

cake fail

fork dropped into food

funny text

game fail

he dropped pizza

16 Things That Should Be Illegal Everywhere

this ad, which really doesn’t seem to have been planned.
And also this ad, which really doesn’t seem to have been planned.


And none burger with central ketchup.
And none burger with central ketchup.


None pizza with left beef.
None pizza with left beef.


The chocolate anus, of which there should not be multiple versions available.
The chocolate anus, of which there should not be multiple versions available.


This abomination.
This abomination.

This event that it’s best not to think about.
This event that it’s best not to think about.

16 Completely Useless Signs

Ah damn, sorry George, I didn’t see this sign until after the incident.
Ah damn, sorry George, I didn't see this sign until after the incident.

Boy that was a difficult journey!
Boy that was a difficult journey!
BUT I’M HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
BUT I'M HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
But it looks so inviting!
But it looks so inviting!
Could be a fun challenge, though.
Could be a fun challenge, though.