1. Deciding what to wear is a difficult and complicated decision.
2. Leaving the house can also take years, as you have to check at least three times that you’ve turned the oven off and that you’ve remembered your keys.
3. But then you can get so lost in your own thoughts that you completely forget something actually important.
4. You can worry about absolutely anything.
5. If you have to have an important conversation you’ll rehearse it in your head 100 times.
6. And yet no matter how many different possibilities you rehearse, it never comes out like you imagined it.
7. You spend a large amount of time feeling like you’ve forgotten something.
Although you hate it you know you’re going to be visiting the bathroom on the bus at least once
As a child you mastered the “gotta pee dance.”
As a child you were your teacher’s nightmare because you always needed to go to the bathroom
It’s the worst feeling when you realize you have to pee and try to hold it but it’s all you can think about
Roadtrips are a nightmare because you know you’re going to have to constantly ask to find a rest stop
Sitting through a TV show or a movie and having to pee is the absolute worst
So of course going to the bathroom is one of the first things you do after you wake up in the morning
Too many times you’ve painted your nails only to realize you need to pee and it’s heartbreaking
Aaaaaand the other hair tie struggle
ALL of the hair tie struggles
Always reassuring yourself that on average it’s totally normal to shed around 75 hairs a day
Being a human canvas
coming to terms with the beginning of the end
Eyebrow issues
Getting whacked in the dome
Hearing a crunch and saying goodbye to these old friends
Ponytail struggles
Prepping for parenthood
