1. When Patrick asked the question on every musician’s mind
2. When SpongeBob coined a mantra of body positivity
3. When Patrick was the world’s worst receptionist
4. And when he was even worse at identifying animals
5. And when SpongeBob and Patrick finally thought of something funnier than 24
6. When they had a “panty raid” joke on a CHILDREN’S SHOW
7. When the punch line of the entire episode was a reference to a 1922 German Expressionist horror film