1. When you read your first syllabus and wonder why you even came to university:
2. When your textbooks are dense AF:
3. When your lecturer calls on you to answer:
4. And when you say the wrong answer:
5. When your lectures all seem to be at 8am, like that’s fair:
6. When you have a group assignment and you’re put with that bitch from your class:
7. When you organise a time to meet with your group and no one shows up:
1. When you realise there’s no one there to take the lead on things:
2. No matter how hard you look:
3. When everything is just too damn expensive:
4. When you realise you’ve either hit your peak or are past it:
5. When you decide it’s time to revert back to childhood:
6. When you start shaking your head at today’s youth:
7. When life throws you the tough choices:
1. When you were younger you definitely begged your parents for a pet of some sort.
2. But due to different life circumstances, it just never seem to be the right “timing”.
3. For example, they’d be like, “sorry we couldn’t give you a puppy this Christmas, but next winter you’ll have a new little sister!”
4. And then when your birthday rolled around, all they did was give you a stuffed animal.
5. So it kinda ended up one of two ways for you and your family…
6. …you either got super excited when you went to someone else’s house and they had a pet…
7. …or you spent most of your time slightly terrified of them, because you weren’t raised to handle that exact situation.
1. Getting your hair tangled in a hair tie.
2. Or stuck in a seatbelt.
3. This horror.
4. The feeling of your underwire bursting free and stabbing you repeatedly in the boob.
5. Doing this at the worst possible moment.
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6. Getting your eyebrows done and having a liiiittle chunk of your face fall out.
1. OK, first things first, this isn’t a post for people who are all, “OH, look at me, I’m so cute, I can’t stand mornings!!!!!”
2. THIS, comrades, is a post for people who are profoundly traumatised by the process of waking up each and every morning.
3. You’re not just like, “Oh, jeez, I haven’t had my coffee yet!”
4. You wake up every morning and – NO MATTER WHAT TIME IT IS – it’s the worst part of your day by a mile.
5. You have never made a remotely cute face in the morning.
6. No matter how logical and put together you are for the rest of the day, when you’ve just woken up, NOTHING is worth getting out of bed for.
7. Seriously, nothing is more important than continued sleep. Supposed to be meeting a friend? F*#k friendship.
1. You consider cereal an acceptable meal at any time of the day.
2. And a simple, sad sandwich is a pretty solid dinner by your standards.
3. Although you’d usually rather just eat the ingredients than bother putting together an actual sandwich.
4. If you have a friend, family member, or housemate who cooks…you kind of depend on them for proper meals.
5. But you hopefully always do the washing up for this person.
6. Whoever usually feeds you probably wonders how you feed yourself when they’re not there.
7. When you DO cook for yourself, you are more than likely to set off the fire alarm, burn yourself, or both.
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