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16 Funniest New Year’s Resolutions That Are So Relatable It Hurts

16 Funniest New Year's Resolutions That Are So Relatable It Hurts

I can't believe its been a year since i didn't become a better person

I don't call them new year's resolutions i prefer the term casual promises

I don't have a New Year's resolution you need crap when you are perfect

I'm going to save my resolution for 2017 i think i want to be an asshole for another year

I'm opening a gym called resolutions it will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks

My goal for 2016 is to accomplish the goals of 2015

My new year's resolution I'll probably keep it at 1280x1024 like always

17 People Who Have Failed At 2015 Already

All of us who just started 2015 on the wrong foot.
17 People Who Have Failed At 2015 Already

All the electrical devices that never thought they’d live this long.
All the electrical devices that never thought they’d live this long.

All the people who went back to work and realized that their colleagues can’t cope without them.
All the people who went back to work and realised that their colleagues can’t cope without them.

All the people who were third wheels at midnight.
All the people who were third wheels at midnight.

All the unlucky people whose neighbors decided 2015 was the year to tell the truth.
All the unlucky people whose neighbours decided 2015 was the year to tell the truth.

And all the ninth wheels of the world.
And all the ninth wheels of the world.

And all the people working hungover the next day.
And all the people working hungover the next day.

And, finally, this kid’s parents.
And, finally, this kid’s parents.

Anyone who just seemed to lose their way a little.
Anyone who just seemed to lose their way a little.

Funny sayings of the week

Funny sayings of the week I-always-stop-to-help-women I-fell-down-a-really-deep I-hope-the-kids-like-the-ho I'll-make-you-deal imaginative I'm-going-to-save-my I-set-my-DVR-to-record Just-when-I-was-regaining-m Lesson-in-life Oh-you-hate-me

Cute Cats getting into the Christmas Spirit bound to make you laugh with their cuteness

When it’s Christmas morning and Santa came.
Cute Cats getting into the Christmas Spirit

When someone says they hate Christmas.
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When you’re waiting for someone to open your Secret Santa present from you.
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When your parents have friends over and you really, really don’t want to have to talk to them, but all the food’s downstairs.
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When your friends leave town for Christmas.
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When you really, really want to start opening the presents under the tree but your parents say to wait.
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When you’re watching Love Actually with your parents and it cuts to the simulated sex scene.
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When you meet your cousin’s girlfriend for the first time and you’re all like, “Her?”
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When it’s time for lunch but you have to wait until everyone’s been served to start eating.
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When an elderly relative starts telling you stories you’ve heard five or 10 times before.
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When someone asks you what your new year’s resolutions are.
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