OK, Forever 21. Pour yourself a drink and get comfy, because we really need to chat.

It’s about…your mannequins.

Namely, the fact that a lot of your mannequins look like they’re…farting.

Why do they always look like they’re launching a gigantic air biscuit???

Or like they’re crop-dusting their friends.

I mean, someone doing this is definitely sneaking out some thunder from down under.