If there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you happen to be a narwhal
If you are just too precious for this earth
If you are perfectly fulfilled
If you have balls in your life
If you have felt a missed connection
If you know something about economics
If you know your own credentials
If you lavish yourself with gifts like the amazing significant other you are
If you love someone with a middle name “Hazelnut” and last name “Spread”
“I just wanted him to stir my drink.”
At least they’re blue.
Have a heart, Dad.
I thought you said size doesn’t matter.
I’m pretty sure he won.
Easy inspiration for those of you dating a gamer. And guys you can do this too, just Google a bunch of sappy movie titles she likes and you’re all but done.
Everyone knows you don’t like Vday, so make light of a bad situation and maybe you’ll get away with it.
For the noncommittal types…I mean you don’t have to use this. I don’t think it’s a bad idea or anything, but it could work – unless you have a better idea.
Hey, if you can’t be romantic, at least you can be honest.
I don’t know this guy, but if he doesn’t know he is the luckiest man in the universe – he’s probably single by now.
If you have any kind of artistic ability, combine a bunch of random things you can draw and sneak a compliment in there. Instant win.
If you’re dating someone, you’ve probably got shared interests. Try to play off that like this card.
Or when you’re favourite D-list celebrity from the 90s gets voted off that silly dancing show…