you can sleep on your small boobies without wanting to totally die
But! Then you remember you can walk around without a bra and look sexy AF
Designers want to give your girls a boost with pushup bras, but it’s like LOL. No
I mean, sure, you can have big boobs
It’s not so bad after all
Like maybe you stuffed your bra once or twice
You were #blessed with the ability to wear super hot high fashion ~lewks
You wonder where exactly you got your (lack of) boobs from
Plus, you don’t have to deal with big boob-related back pain
Anytime your mom caught you with a Hot Topic bag and made you return whatever you bought.
Being told by your parents that you’re not allowed to dress like a true emo kid.
How bad your hands smelled after you colored your nails with Sharpies, since you weren’t allowed to own black nail polish.
Owning a pair of Converse, but not being allowed to write ~emotional~ lyrics on them.