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Funny sayings of the week

Funny sayings of the week Dating service funny Grocery store without a list I am the only one who wipes my ass I don't try to be sexy I hate those people who say while y'all out partying I hate when the voices in my head go silent I read recipes the same way i read science fiction I still want to smack people

Humorous Sayings of the week

Humorous Sayings of the week How do i block you in real life I am not anti social i am anti drama I just realized i am looking for a waiter I propose we add an eight dayto the week If I suddendly smile RUN If you ever start taking things too seriously Let the world say you are crazy Once a month women go completely crazy for about thirty days Texting wasn't always easy That mini heart attack when have sent a text to the wrong number we live in a society where pizza gets to your house

Funny sayings of the week

Funny sayings of the week I don't keep calm I'd-take-a-bullet-for-you if i start giggling for no apparent reason If my doctor told me i had one year left in my life I-hug-people-i-hate I'm A Hopeless Romantic I'm-moving-in-life it shoudnt be called pay day It's-not-a-grey-hair I-wasn't-always sarcastic My-Saturday-was-going-pretty well

Funny sayings of the week

Funny sayings of the week Everybody-leave-me-alone I-fully-intended-to-have-th I-miss-the-days-before-Face I'm-not-a-morning-person.-I i-said One-day-I-will-be-hot-and-s Saturday Saying-just-kidding-is-a-wa Some-mornings-I-wake-up-and When-your-ex-says Work-is-where

19 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

Your mornings revolve around hitting your snooze button repetitively.
Your mornings revolve around hitting your snooze button repetitively.

As a result, people are often asking you why you’re so angry.
As a result, people are often asking you why you’re so angry.

But on the plus side, you’re super productive at night-time when everyone else is sleeping.
But on the plus side, you’re super productive at night-time when everyone else is sleeping.

Do they know sunsets are actually way better
Do they know sunsets are actually way better

In fact, you avoid all conversations people before 9 am.
In fact, you avoid all conversations people before 9 am.

Um, because, it’s too early to be up, idiots, more like, WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY
Um, because, it’s too early to be up, idiots, more like, WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY

What is a sunrise?
What is a sunrise

…as well as preparing your lunch. Preparation = more zzzz’s.
19 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

And as soon as your alarm goes off, the first phrases you utter are all swearwords.
And as soon as your alarm goes off, the first phrases you utter are all swearwords.

And more often than not, you’re late for work.
And more often than not, you’re late for work.