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12 Signs That Reveal You Have Finally Stepped into Adulthood!

1. You realize that once the pajama pants go on, there’s no way you’re leaving the house

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2. Friday nights are about treating yourself and recovering from the long work week

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3. Netflix is one of your strongest relationships

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4. You do your best to dress like a well-respected adult while your friends still act all childish

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5. Acting childish means acting like an actual kid, not a reckless teenager

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6. You’ve posted EXACTLY THIS on your own Instagram page

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16 Signs You and Your Best Friend Need No Boundaries

1. You never close the door when you pee.

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And if you’re drunk they just go in there with you.

2. You’ve lost track of the number of times you’ve seen each other naked.

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*knocks on door*
“Come on in.”
*opens the door completely naked.*

3. You’re not embarrassed to talk about bodily functions with each other.

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“How’s your stomach? Are you still shitting your brains out?”

4. When you hang out, you probably just sit on the couch and do nothing.

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“He said WHAT during sex?!?!”

5. You know the intimate details of each other’s sex lives.

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“He said WHAT during sex?!?!”

6. You act as a human WebMD for each other.

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“OK, so let me see the freckle in question. It doesn’t look raised — I think you’re good.”

24 Relatable Signs of People Who Totally Suck At Dating!

1.You can’t totally remember the last time you went on a date.

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2. You are not opposed to dating in THEORY, if you found the right kind of person.

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3.”Getting to know people” and “charm” are not among your skill set.

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4.Your idea of flirting is typically way too small.

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5. …or wayyyy too big.

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6.You can’t really ever tell if anyone’s flirting with you and oh my god I wasn’t trying to say you were I’m so sorry this is awkward.

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20 Bookstore Signs Reveal How Awesome it is to Read Books!

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30 Warning Signs That You Have Reached the Age of 30!

1. You get carded, and your first instinct is, “AWESOME.”

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2. Instead of drunken party photos, your Facebook friends are all about the baby pics.

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3. …and marathon times.

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4. You get super excited when you go to a concert and there are SEATS.

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5. You start a story with “when I was in college” and realize that was 10 years ago.

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6. When you watch teen movies/TV shows, you find yourself siding more with the parents than the kids.

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