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24 Tweets That Perfectly Describe Conversations Between You and Your Brain

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18 Real Life Stories Late Night Sleepers Will Relate To

1. You know that you’ll tell yourself that tonight is the night that you’ll go to bed early…

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…except going to bed early just isn’t a realistic option.

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2. If you make an actual attempt, you’ll just end up tossing and turning until you say “fuck it” and give up.

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3. You know that every minute counts when setting your 4,000 alarms.

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4. And that each night consists of counting to see how many hours of sleep you’ll actually get.

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5. You know that the night transforms you into a creative genius…

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6. …while the day forces you to become a sleepy sloth.

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10 hilarious and sarcastic questions

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If you’ve experienced these you’ve been single for too long

Why people think it’s OK to ask you why you’re single.
If you've experienced these you've been single for too long

Couples who ask you to accompany them on their date.
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People who are constantly trying to hook you up with their other single friends.
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People suggesting ways of meeting people, as if you haven’t already tried them.
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Specifically, people who suggest online dating.
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Phrases like, “You’ll find someone when you least expect it” or “It’ll happen when you don’t even want it!”
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People who think saying things like, “Don’t worry, you’re still so young” would be even a little bit comforting.
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People who assume you’re being picky, when in reality you’re just refusing to settle.
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People who think it’s appropriate to ask about your plans for kids.
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Or people who ask for your sex life details because they’ve been in an LTR for years.
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People who assume you aren’t in a relationship because you’re focusing on your career.
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People who assume you’re even looking for a relationship.
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People who insinuate that doing things alone is miserable.
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People who talk about how sad it is to sleep alone.
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When people try to make you feel better by telling you that you’re such a catch.
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And when people feel sorry for you because you’re single…
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