you can sleep on your small boobies without wanting to totally die
But! Then you remember you can walk around without a bra and look sexy AF
Designers want to give your girls a boost with pushup bras, but it’s like LOL. No
I mean, sure, you can have big boobs
Like maybe you stuffed your bra once or twice
You were #blessed with the ability to wear super hot high fashion ~lewks
You wonder where exactly you got your (lack of) boobs from
Plus, you don’t have to deal with big boob-related back pain