you can sleep on your small boobies without wanting to totally die
But! Then you remember you can walk around without a bra and look sexy AF
Designers want to give your girls a boost with pushup bras, but it’s like LOL. No
I mean, sure, you can have big boobs
It’s not so bad after all
Like maybe you stuffed your bra once or twice
You were #blessed with the ability to wear super hot high fashion ~lewks
You wonder where exactly you got your (lack of) boobs from
Plus, you don’t have to deal with big boob-related back pain
1. Because a small dog could never pull off this outfit.
2. Big dogs promise to be there for you in your hour of need.
3. Because big dogs are the life of the party.
4. Big dogs drive Jeep Wranglers with the TOP DOWN!
5. They make GREAT travel companions.
6. Because big dogs enjoy life to the fullest.
7. Big dogs are legit super heroes.