After only a few months at college, you learned that there was actually not much to do in town

Because classes are so small, professors know when you skip

Because of the lack of stores in your town, online shopping becomes a way of life

Everywhere you go, you see at least ten people who you know or at least slightly know

Good luck to you if you hook up with someone while drunk, because you will see them every day until you graduate

The number of bars in town outnumbers the number of grocery stores

There’s always at least one townie that appears everywhere, and everyone knows them

There’s always that one bar that everyone knows doesn’t card (and the cops know about it, too)