If there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you happen to be a narwhal
If you are just too precious for this earth
If you are perfectly fulfilled
If you have balls in your life
If you have felt a missed connection
If you know something about economics
If you know your own credentials
If you lavish yourself with gifts like the amazing significant other you are
If you love someone with a middle name “Hazelnut” and last name “Spread”
He should probably have a chat with this guy.
I wouldn’t invite this lady round for tea any time soon.
This dude doesn’t care that his secret may be out now.
This grandpa is a walking advertisement for LivePorn.com.
This grandpa makes a valid point.
This guy doesn’t care what you think either.
This guy just gets straight to the point.
This guy knows what’s good in life.
This guy will do anything for $20.
This guy’s vibe is on another level.