When they came to a conclusion that contractions make no sense.

And that no one can really speak English, if you come to think of it.

And that other time when rhyming proved to be more challenging than anyone expected.

And that there are exceptions to every rule.

And that these differences can be the beginning of a deep hatred.

And when all these sentences turned out to make sense, too.

And when they discovered the way some English words are pronounced makes no sense to the point of despair.

And when they realized English is quite a violent language, too.

Just to finally decide there are no rules to the English language whatsoever.

And finally, when they admitted it’s impossible to English well all the time.