1. The overly-attentive parent:

2. Or the family member who doesn’t quite get the concept of texting:

3. That f**kboy who doesn’t believe in texting before 11:00p.m.:

4. That friend who texts you to kill time:

5. The friend who you text live updates about you favorite show:

6. The person who doesn’t realize they are TORTURING YOU by taking their sweet time to respond:

7. The person who responds promptly once, and then proceeds to throw their phone in the ocean: