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Funny quotes of the week ;) #13 made me lol

Call in sick to places you dont even work at Dear-McDonalds thank you for not serving hot dogs I show affection for my pets I show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them I started out with nothing and still have most of it left I-didn't-fart I-don't-hold-grudges-im-a-woman If I was a bird i know who i'd shit on

32 funny insults and comebacks

32 funny insults and comebacks Don't-let-your-mind-wander. Don't-pisses-me-off-today Earth-is-full.-Go-home. Everyone-is-entitled-to-be- Hey,-hers-a-hint. Hey--I-am-away-from-my-comp Hmm How-about-a-little-less-que How-do-you-keep-an-idiot-in I-called-your-boyfriend-gay If-I-could-be-one-person-fo