Buying a lifetime’s supply of Campbell’s Cream of Celery Soup.

Charging your phone like this.

Congratulating an inanimate object on a movie role.

Creating a throne fit for a king.

Experimenting with a new conditioner.

Getting stuck in a child’s seat at McDonald’s.

Making some interesting grooming choices.

Microwaving a mountain of french fries.

Misplacing a light fixture.

Ordering pizza like this.