This enlightened stoner.

These boner aficionados.

This literal daredevil.

This defender of LGBT rights.

This anatomy-challenged pothead.

This Twilight Zone fan fiction writer.

This bookworm who speaks the TRUTH.

This twisted genius.

This evil genius.

This analogy expert.

This person who wants to rid the world of hyphens.

This creator of sick burns.

This arsonist.

This brilliant legal mind.

This perfectly sane human being.

This visionary.