1. Weeknight dates are out of the question.
2. And you’re probably not going to get them to stay up past 10pm.
3. Because they have to be up seriously early for school the next day.
4. So their idea of a lie-in is sleeping till 7am on the weekends.
Tag Archives: weekend
30 Warning Signs That You Have Reached the Age of 30!
1. You get carded, and your first instinct is, “AWESOME.”
2. Instead of drunken party photos, your Facebook friends are all about the baby pics.
3. …and marathon times.
4. You get super excited when you go to a concert and there are SEATS.
5. You start a story with “when I was in college” and realize that was 10 years ago.
6. When you watch teen movies/TV shows, you find yourself siding more with the parents than the kids.
You Know You Were Drunk If You’ve Made These Decisions Before
Buying a lifetime’s supply of Campbell’s Cream of Celery Soup.
Charging your phone like this.
Congratulating an inanimate object on a movie role.
Creating a throne fit for a king.
Experimenting with a new conditioner.
Getting stuck in a child’s seat at McDonald’s.
Making some interesting grooming choices.
Microwaving a mountain of french fries.
Misplacing a light fixture.
Ordering pizza like this.
Funny sayings of the week
But we are not on the coast
