1. Even if it’s warm outside, the minute you step into any place with air-conditioning you are freezing

2. Which means you’re probably always begging your colleagues to turn off the air-conditioning at work.

3. And when you get home you’ll probably have an argument with your family or housemates about the thermostat

4. Your heart sinks whenever someone suggests sitting outside.

5. And any outdoor event requires a lot of preparation.

6. But the worst is when you’re flirting with someone and then they say, “Want to go outside”

7. If you need to pee in the night you will weigh up if it’s worth freezing your arse off on the cold toilet seat, or if you’ll just have to hold it until morning.

8. Your nice outfits are always ruined by having to wear massive coats over the top.