Another day, another 77 cents
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) November 7, 2014
Ladies, never show panty lines!!!!!! It breaks the illusion that your pants are actually your skin!!!!!
— Lily Karlin (@lilykarlin) August 26, 2015
I always feel like I'm forgetting something whenever I leave the house carrying less than like 9 purses full of garbage
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) July 16, 2015
Dolls teach girls very unrealistic body standards. A Russian doesn't have to have many tiny Russians inside her to be beautiful.
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 17, 2012
boy: i wished girls liked sports
girl: i like sports
boy: oh yeah name the blood type of the seahawks coach from the 1990s
— jordan rose (@maliagif) May 17, 2015
a girl never forgets her first time pic.twitter.com/yfn6SUVGbA
— Kelgore Trout (@KelgoreTrout) May 25, 2015
sometimes i forget that men have the right of way on the sidewalk and i feel so silly !!
— mary houlihan (@maryhoulie) August 15, 2015