Any children in the mall who now know that Santa has been naughty this year.
Any rollercoaster lover who witnesses this.
Anyone who witnesses this in person.
Every one who thought that they were going to spend their day skiing.
The employee that just cost his bosses tons of money.
Writing in a three-ring binder.
Bonking elbows with a righty at the dinner table.
Cord on the credit card machine pen is never long enough
Ink all over the side of your hand.