The premise of Roast Me is a simple one: post a picture of yourself in the thread and wait for the inevitable onslaught of users to emerge from their dark anonymous holes and obliterate the remainder of your pathetic self-esteem.

The rules are simple. Rule 1: Your roast picture must contain proof of consent.

I mean, no rules whatsoever.

Seriously, it’s like the wild west, if the wild west had the Internet and a masochistic fetish.