Funny sayings of the week

Instead-of-cleaning-house-I-just-watch-hoarders I-realized-I-might-have-a-road-rage-problem-when-my-kid It-amazes-me-how-much-exercise-and-extra-fries-sound-alike It-may-look-like-I'm-having-really-deep-thoughts It's-a-new-day-a-chance-to-make-new-friends It's-a-rough-day-when-you-realize-your-sarcasm-and-dry-humor-is-so-advanced