Seriously, though. That stupid banana

That moment when you perform that ungodly, death-defying jump

That moment when you realize that those ghosts may actually have a backstory

That moment when you realize you’re too damn old

When Mario is responsible for ruining your birthday party

When Mario Kart pretty much prepares you for driving in Canada

When Mario somehow defies the rules of chemistry

When Toad is pretty much like

When you come to the realization that the Goombas look like a poultry food item